Note to self. While making cupcakes DO NOT absentmindedly lick the spoon.
If you do Hubby is going to see you. He will accuse you of self indulging. When his accusations start to fly you will counter them with your own "I DID NOT LICK THE SPOON!!" When he hears your words he will feel threatened and lied too. He will continue to insist that you did lick the spoon. You will get angry and frustrated and tell him to forget it. "I don't remember licking it. But maybe I did."
"You did!" He will sternly say.
"Fine!" I will say while slamming the bedroom door.
He will immediately follow me in the room and proceed to hump my leg. He will talk to me all 'sexy like' as if nothing just happened. I will inform him that I am still mad. I need some time to cool down. He will continue to annoy me. I will scream and cry. Then turn the tv up really loud. He will finally leave.
No one will even eat the cupcakes.
p.s. I have PMS can't you tell?! My poor wonderful husband :)