Today is not my first day of doing Not Me Monday. I am not excited about it at all. I do not hope I do a good job, and I do not want anyone to tell me if I did.
Hubby did not just call me on his way home from class. His news did not surprise and overjoy me. I am not expecting him to have a pizza when he arrives so that I will have to cook dinner today.
I did not sleep in till 10:30 today then take a 2 hour nap. Nope that would be irresponsible of me considering I have to make dinner.
I did not get my first official order and payment for a blog design! I am not ecstatic or feeling stressed and unorganized because of this. That would be childish, I am not a child.
I do not smell vanilla cupcakes right now and I know exactly why. The last time I did not make cupcakes was three months ago. I do have candles that smells like cupcakes so that must be the reason for the smell.
I have not now confused you. I think I am great at Not Me Monday. This is not the most random post ever and I am not going to stop before I give myself a headache.